Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Top Ten Things I Should Have Done On New Year's

Instead of the mass Singles party at Polar Ice


#1 Hung out with my parents


(J/K my parents are fun, they don't belong on this list of crappy things, and that is probably what I really should have done.)



#2 Gone to bed, along with Kathy, who was smart to leave after only being there for 5 minutes


#3 Committed a felony, to get put in the slammer just in time for my New Year's Kiss



#4 Eaten this can of cheese! DELICIOUS!!!!!


#5 Tried out hair styles for Molly's wedding. I really like this one, but I would have to get hair extensions and I don't think I look good as a blonde...(see jailbird pic above)





#6 Stayed on our lovely white couch, in my velour sweatsuit and watched the "My super sweet 16" Marathon on MTV




#7 Got Drunk??? I have heard that when you are drunk, sometimes you don't remember what you did. That might have been a good idea....to forget the most boring night ever!!


(Let me explain...we had a visiting teaching Fondue party and one of the recipes needed beer, so Rebecca bought a beer, we just had a little extra and no we did not drink one drop. And yes our Bishop knows, someone sent this picture to him already, so don't freak out :) Probably not the best way to "Avoid the appearance of evil", I know.)



#8 Cleaned all the floorboards and windows in the house


#9 Danced...by myself


#10 As if the CAN of cheese wasn't enought...I could Eat a few tubes of "Cheetos" flavored lip balm





.....Yes, it was THAT bad!

HAPPY 08!

10 comments:

Molly said...

That chapstick looks nasty. Where did you get that, and why would anyone buy that?

Anonymous said...

I've gotta agree with Molly. I'm glad you got your room cleaned- maybe Christi would want your old school stuff. Sorry your New Years was so lame but it made for a really funny post.

Anonymous said...

I forgot... new background for a new year. I like it.

Anonymous said...

Awesome list.

Beeswax said...

Can of cheese= good
cheese chapstick= bad

Around midnight on new year's I was reminiscing about past NYE holidays. Jake was sorta snoozing. I told him that I never got kissed any new years until I was married. Once I almost did by an on-again-off-again-boyfriend, but then Jake interrupted it (not on purpose, unfortunately. Nothing so exciting as two boys fighting over me). I was at one of those mass singles things that got too big to be fun at the Fiesta Mall. Still, Liz, you should get out while you can. Getting babysitters on NYE is tough business. I can't take the rejection, so I stay home.

Nicole said...

New Years parties tend to suck. At least all the ones I went to when I was in College. I much rather hangout with family on New Years Eve. As for the Chapstick, I think it would make a great wedding for you sister :)

heidi said...

man! i'm sorry your night was so bad, it sounds like it was Petty bad

Britt said...

gross.. cheeto chapstick? you look gorgeous in every picture. Seriously!! I would like to see you soon! oh and congrats to Molly.

Colleen said...

Hey, I found you and I totally agree, Polar Ice New Year's was LAME! Next year, I'm doing the Midnight Madness Run. Check out my blog at http://colleenskinner77.blogspot.com

Rustino Scar said...

LIZ!! haha. I just saw this post and am dying laughing. Um, hi, I live in NYC...and it was possibly the lamest of all lame NYEs. In fact, some of the things that you "should have done"...I actually did-like dance by myself, where I knocked over a table of drinks with my butt and somehow pulled their oven out of the wall with the waist of my pants. yeah...i don't know. lame though! Where are you girls staying when you come out here?